Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombies

Severely stupid undead cannibals

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016

Zombie

A dude that really died and then said wake up.

Person one: I see a zombie

Person two: Hey it’s Joe!
Zombie: MRrrrb

by MYLITTLEEEPONY June 22, 2021

zombys mom

my mom bitch

its zombys mom

by zomby2wee84892 November 29, 2020

Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.

I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.

by John in Virginia April 27, 2025

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024