turkey drop

the onslaught of refuse that occurs after a particularly hearty meal, such as that of Thanksgiving.
There is the usual complication of everyone having the same symptom, but only a choice number of bathrooms. This fiasco can be referred to as the Turkey-Pants drop

After that bird, we had the biggest turkey drop ever witnessed on the eastern seabord.

by poooooopie December 28, 2005

Turkey Basher

someone who chases a sole turkey around a field with only the inteny of smashing its skull in with a shovel, or taking them home and having their wicked way with it. these type of people tend to live in their parents room or basement, although they are at the ripe age to leave the nest as it were.

1) computer hackers.
2) liers.
3) comporate buisenise men.
4) townies.

by andy pandy December 7, 2004

Going Ham in the Turkey Factory

Going hard!(not in the perverted way)

I am going ham in the turkey factory when i dance on multiple at the same time! ;D

by beaverteaser69 December 26, 2011

turkey stuffing

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )

Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.

by The L town Kids July 20, 2008

turkey shower curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara has turkey shower curtains.

by Molly Saluki September 22, 2008

turkey time

A reminder that Gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the "time" has come.

During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.

" I know you've been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. Its Turkey time!

"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"

by scotsman1821 August 10, 2007

Turkey Slap Rape

1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible

Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!

by PARTYROCKIN July 7, 2012