Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

beans

(Interjection) An exclamation in a good or bad situation. May also be used as "hot beans"

"Dude, I just got my report card back, and I got honors!"
"Hot beans! Me too!"

by Death Slushie November 14, 2003

beans

steroids

Have you seen him lately? He's huge. He's definitely on the beans.

by chewbacca's cousin August 12, 2008

bean mashing

To mash a girls bean is to have sex with her.

Bean Mashing

Did you mash her bean last night?
Fuck ya, I was mashing her been all night!

by porkercon December 11, 2010

Refried Bean

A Mexican that burns his or her face and/or body either through a bad tan or sticking his/her face in a fireplace. This beaner is officially refried.

Juanito throws a match into the fireplace but it doesn't light. When he sticks his head closer to hear if gas is seeping out, the match ignites thus turning the mexican into a Refried Bean.

by Pepe de los Santos Aguirre Ramos January 20, 2008

Bean

Everything and anything, added to the end of any descriptive word to describe what sort of person they are being at that time.

Timmy your a super bean, thanks for doing that.

by The only cool bean on the planet May 27, 2006

Bean Dip

The act of poking your index and middle finger in an unsuspecting girl/guy's ass when they are bent over or just totally unaware.

Kiel bent down to pick up his championship belt but was caught by surprise when Travis bean dipped his asshole which made Kiel shreek in utter amazement.

by BossWes December 15, 2010