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cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.
Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.
by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008
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cunt soup

A group of people you despise esp when at a social gathering all milling and mingling. esp pretentious types.
A: Gotta get out of here. It's cunt soup.
by Dr Johnson October 21, 2010
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cunt honey

The sweet, tangy, secretion from a healthy woman's vagina.
I could take a spoonful of my girl's cunt honey with a cup of tea every morning!
by DieWithH0N0R August 15, 2014
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Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.
Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.
by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016
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Shirt Cunting

Spending the day wearing only a shirt and letting you're hairy bush flow free in the wind
God look at that chick!! she's shirt cunting, wrong its always the old ones!!
by none shirt cocker November 4, 2009
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Faggot Cunt

Faggot Cunt is a slur used by more creative people. As in, these creative people don't go for the regular "bitch" or "twat", they use "Faggot Cunt". Originating from the words "Faggot" and "Cunt" these two combined create a beautiful insult.
"You look like a slut Joanne!" Mary yelled
"Well at least I don't look like a Faggot Cunt Mary!!" Joanne hissed
"Damn no need to be so harsh, Joanne. Fuck sake."
by Just Judgemental February 7, 2017
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Cunting Off

To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.
Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.
by aretegroup August 6, 2016
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