Jesus take the wheel

A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!” while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.

“Yeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty goo… JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCK”

by soggypotatoe June 19, 2021

take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

by Robopoet August 11, 2005

Taking Back Sunday

Adam, Eddie, Mark, Matt, Fred.
5 awesome guys that make up a kickass band called Taking Back Sunday.

Tell All Your Friends

by RAWR August 25, 2003

bend over and take it

to "bend over and take it" means to allow an authority figure; teacher, police, parents.. to repremand you without you fighting back.

Kathy knew her English assignment was due tomorrow, but she decided not to do it claiming that she would rather just "bend over and take it" from her teacher tomorrow.

by KLMC July 6, 2006

Take Me To Church

when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.

person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.

by tragically_cipher February 9, 2017

take your bitch

"Take your bitch" or T.Y.B is a phrase often said in "the HOOD" by real G's or some little Indian, American kid how looks up to "50 cent". the definition is to take a man's girl often when they are in a fight.

bro i am fitting to Take your bitch Blake said to angle.

by Chase Butorac September 5, 2014

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003