Truck

Also known as a "Steel Horse", "Redneck Max", and a "Patriarchy Machine". The mobile transport of a countryman, normally accompanied by a smooth glass of oil, a leather belt, a magnum revolver, and a cassette tape of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson on repeat for 10 hours.

"My truck could beat up your truck."

by Charlie I. November 15, 2023

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.

Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!

by S.H.A.G June 22, 2010

Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum

Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.

by Quarter Inch Ribeye June 7, 2018

Vending Truck

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"

by It is ja boi June 8, 2018

truck arobics

The act of getting an arobic workout with the lads, usually done on the bed of a truck.Can get a little heated.

Ricky:Jack jump!

Jack:Cause your mothers a whore!

Rick:Truck arobics man.

by Iamstevetitpig August 17, 2018

truck master

A master at slamming and banging girls until they scream.

He's such a truck master <3

by melodyofnature February 1, 2018