“that bitch is chips…you want her??
by myatewinit August 14, 2023
Get the chips mug.Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Get the pokeher chips mug.I was waiting for a meeting yesterday and while I was waiting I had to be in this room coleyeley separate from the rest of the office in a scary and abandoned office place. So I decided to put on a play for everyone else waiting too. We all had so much of a chip of fun!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
Get the A Chip Of Fun mug.A person and a truck driver that hauls chips to a paper mill. Most Chip haulers are trashy ass backwoods people. Areas like Ruffin and Smoaks, SC. They try to get all of the pussy in Colleton County. Very nice man
by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022
Get the Chip hauler mug.Something you say when your friend asks you to make him/her laugh. Note: your friend likes random jokes.
by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023
Get the spinning chip mug.The sliec potoato th en bake it or fri it its cut very tin n put in mouthh mmmmmmmmmmmm very stasty, eats more is very salty, thanks wil buy agin. A classic American snack-turned, rage-turned treat by George Crum
by cretryty May 19, 2021
Get the Chips mug.this funny but still odd fat man that you know you love he is like one of the guys that gets mad to fast but that is ok b/c he is funny
my best friend is chip-a-munk
by ken winger December 29, 2006
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