California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face

I gave her her great California surprise

by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018

california reaper whole

Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.

My mom said Jesse And Cody gave her a California reaper whole

by All hail our lord and savior h September 6, 2016

The California Sleeper

Finishing in a girls buttcrack while she is sleeping, without her knowing then pulling her pants up and going to sleep.

Hey last night I gave you The California Sleeper

by Chasin Sugsi April 15, 2025

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

California Flip

burning a bowl of cannabis, and then flipping it over to have the green part from the bottom on top. In order to have a second "green hit".

this bowl is half-burned. why don't you give it a california flip?

by rufus kelly June 2, 2011

California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

California shuffle

Addicts are sent to California to get sober, but are bought and sold for their insurance policy’s . The endless cycle of being from sober living to treatment centers. The ending is usually death

It’s not only the California shuffle its the Arizona shuffle the Florida shuffle etc.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019