Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
by ca$h AF August 14, 2024
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technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide
by Trollow December 27, 2024
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Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 12, 2023
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Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit
"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."
by Eddeezy September 28, 2009
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Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
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information suicide

When a prominent internet figure removes all traces of their online identity without warning.
Sammy: "Remember @MattPilgrim on Twitter? It seems like he deleted his account."
Sara: "Yeah, he's not on Facebook anymore and his webpage is gone. It's like he committed Information Suicide."
by snap242 November 06, 2013
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Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit”
by Hard90sonly4 January 07, 2020
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