The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
by ca$h AF August 14, 2024
Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
by Trollow December 27, 2024
Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 12, 2023
A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.
Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit
Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit
by Eddeezy September 28, 2009
Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
Sammy: "Remember @MattPilgrim on Twitter? It seems like he deleted his account."
Sara: "Yeah, he's not on Facebook anymore and his webpage is gone. It's like he committed Information Suicide."
Sara: "Yeah, he's not on Facebook anymore and his webpage is gone. It's like he committed Information Suicide."
by snap242 November 06, 2013
Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
by Hard90sonly4 January 07, 2020