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Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.
”Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”
by geydhjs August 15, 2018
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Jacob

Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.

Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him
Jacob: want a drink lad

Mate: nah

Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink
by Ye mar August 15, 2018
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He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...
Jacob is annoying
by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018
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Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019
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Jacob is the world best fuckboy in porn history. Whatever you see Jacob, he will go full homo and gives you a blowjob, earjob, nipple job, belly button job and nose job.
Come here jacob
by Wingling January 21, 2019
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Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.
HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!
by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 7, 2019
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Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.
Jacob:hi
Other person:hi
by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019
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