by Folium's Nut May 11, 2021
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Person 1: I cast true strike! I'll have advantage to hit on my next attack!
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice
by AbstractDark July 14, 2021
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Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?
Person 2: No, what she say?
Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"
Person 2: Shes definitely called R
Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?
Person 2: No, what she say?
Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"
Person 2: Shes definitely called R
Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?
Person 2: No, what she say?
Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"
Person 2: Shes definitely called Rei Strike
Person 2: No, what she say?
Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"
Person 2: Shes definitely called Rei Strike
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Get the Mr.stripes mug.(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021
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