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shart cart

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.
joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!
by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010
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smarty head

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..
now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids
by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006
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Smarty-Vag

(n) {in the case of female correcting female} One who patiently and thoroughly identifies all faults no matter how insignificant the matter may be.
Usually a best friend.

(n) {in the case of female correcting male} A female coming off as witty and irresistibly attractive even though she can be annoying in the moment by being unreasonably logical and over explanatory.
Involves the correction of a counterpart known as a dumb-dick.
Girl1: I don't think I understand that song.
Girl2: And I though I was the blonde.
Girl1: You are, but you're also a Smarty-Vag!
Girl2: C: You really think so?!

Dude1: So I can't complete a sentence anymore without my girlfriend correcting me.
Dude2: Sounds like she's a real smarty-vag. I don't know if I could handle that...
Dude1: I don't know what it is man. She's a mind ninja or something. I can't resist.
Dude2: She have any friends?
by Bitty3oh3 September 14, 2012
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Smarty Farty

A nicer nickname for a friend instead of calling them a smart ass when they are being sarcastic.
oOChrissyOo you are just being a smarty farty! You little shit!
by Notorious Chicka April 9, 2017
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Smarty tardy

by Yo-yo 94 November 30, 2018
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty!

Guy 1: I was born in *gibberish* that was why he called me Rolf!
Guy 2: DON'T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY! COME AND JOIN YOUR NAZI PARTY
by Soldiers of the Ninth March 20, 2022
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Natal Shart

The South African Province of Natal is highly renowned for it's curries of phenominal heat, flavour and spice content.

The Natal Shart is a shart done after consuming a considerable quantity of this Durban delicacy.

It has the consistency of weak tea and is oft accompanied by a savage burn and possible rawness of the sphincter.
"After I ate that terrible curry, I did several agonising Natal Sharts."
by Alfiecake July 14, 2009
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