Pounding my sausage

Wack off, masturbate

no i was stuck pounding my sausage.

by sausagepounder. May 23, 2011

sausage

A very large dick.(duh)

Damn he had a huge ass sausage.

by Bobg May 13, 2005

sausage fest

Any party put on by Christian Mahood for the prolification of his gay fantasies, especially those serving packaged meats. Activities may include "bobbing for sausages", "pin the sausage on the donkey", and "plug the hole with a sausage". These parties are only fun for gay people, so beware.

Oh man, Mahood is throwing another sausage party. The fliers are all over school. He's pretty sick.

by Rambo March 20, 2004

buttered sausage

a buttered sausage is the act of cutting a hole into a whipped cream can and inserting a Frankfurt resulting in a cream covered sausage. after you have covered the sausage you freeze it over night. the next morning it is covered in melted butter then freeze again. once frozen and buttered you insert it into your anus and run down the street screaming "butter my buns and call me betty!"

the young lad did a buttered sausage on sunday to church

by a silly sausage June 10, 2017

Sausage Roll

a meaty big cock, covered with a sock dripping wet with cum, this can be eaten by others or simply munched on by your friends mum

Son: mum can i have a Sausage Roll,
Mum: fuck off you cunt

by mummysboi123 March 12, 2014

Pensacola Sausage Slammer

When a man decides to go to the local walmart and buy several feet of conecuh sausage. He then proceeds to insert it all into his asshole at the same time to Smashmouth's Diggin Your Scene. This gives the song a whole new meaning as the man will literally be digging sausage out of his butt for up to three weeks afterwards. This causes a scene for himself and his relatives/family/bitches and will probably put him in the hospital.

Last week Joe decided to try one of the popular local customs of Pensacola and tried the Pensacola Sausage Slammer. Unsuprisingly he ended up shitting ground beef with varoius spices for a week afterwards.

by Pensacola4lyfe March 11, 2011

wobbly sausage

those enchanting times when a guy can get it up just long enough for it to go flaccid inside of you; also fondly referred to as whiskey dick.

George: Hey, man, you getting some tonight?
Hermione: Unfortunately he's had a bit too much to drink tonight so I'm afraid I'll be riding the wobbly sausage.
Ron: No man! I could go forever!

by askmenomorequestions May 11, 2015