MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.

I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.

by M514R October 9, 2008

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window shopper

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

by trinhdang April 13, 2008

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windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

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Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

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A person who may have liked at some point, but now you find disgusting. It can also be used for people you've NEVER liked and ALWAYS found repulsive. It's to be used in the same way you'd use the word "Bitch" or "Asshole", however you should be aware of the extreme weight this powerful word may carry. Be careful with the way you use it. Simply point your finger at them (if you're feeling especially saucy and bold, place your hand on your hip), and BELT IT. SHOPE. And walk away. They'll know what's up. It'll hurt more than a boosin's talons to the face.

I thought he was cute and I was even pretty in to him, but then I found him outside smoking. SHOPE.

by killianp May 25, 2011

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