Mr. Roberts

A certified fiend for Maddie.

Mr. Roberts edged to Maddie again

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.

“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

Robert JR

Someone who likes to argue with Lee and Boris who also happens to be dead

“Robert JR has been shot out of a window 7 times”

by Transom February 21, 2024

Robert

Robert is a bot. He also calls everyone else a bot.

Oh my gosh, Robert is such a bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020

Robert

Robert is the most gayest person you’ll ever meet in your life.

Gay definition: Robert

by Fbskwaaa January 26, 2020

Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022