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Test doom

by zxcserega1 November 27, 2024
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Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.
" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020
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Test

by j4yb1rd May 18, 2021
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nervous test

When your partner (Male or Female) Slowly moves there finger or hand towards your dick or pussy while simultaneously saying "Are you nervous?".
GirlFriend:"Hey babe?"
Boyfriend:"Yes?"
Girlfriend:"Are you nervous?(lowly moves hand towards dick)"
Boyfriend:"No buy why are you doing this? I like it but why?"
Girlfriend:"Just awnser the question(moves hand closer)Are you nervous?"
Eventually she grabs it then the winner gets a kiss so its a win-win situation
Girlfriend:"Congrats you just did the Nervous Test"
by MysteryMTG March 29, 2016
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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Blooben Test

A meaningless yes or no test designed for confusion
Have you completed the base Blooben Test
What in the world is a Blooben Test
by Okbamtheman March 8, 2024
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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