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Date

A date is something you do with a boyfriend or girlfriend. It can be really fun to go on a date but it can also not be.

If it goes well, you could get a wife if it does not go well, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... I would say just play with your friend and drink some beer and wine when you're at it. Or try to beg her to stay with you... you know what forget bout that, Dates slow you down in life so don't do them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This word is useless you should never use it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kaingus sky May 14, 2021
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one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff
Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date
by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019
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Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.
She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.
by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017
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You need to date

For a woman to stop pursuing career interests and Be forced into an family approved / community approved dating relationship or arranged marriage
You need to date, that's the only way you're going to eat.
by Kimberly... August 19, 2020
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FaceTime date

Due to quarantine, the kids are now FaceTiming instead of dating.
Person one: hey, want to go on a FaceTime date?

Person two: sure!
by Ratfather April 9, 2020
mugGet the FaceTime datemug.

dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.
The world is ready for dating toys! Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around her shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."
by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023
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DATE

She came back to my place after the movie for a DATE
by Poseidon_lover August 25, 2022
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