Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse

"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"

by grötmongo April 24, 2020

dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time

your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.

by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023

decentralized dating

slang for non-monogamous relationships, but explained like a decentralized platform as the metaphor.

i am into decentralized dating.

by personalhel November 9, 2025

Dire Dire Dated

So old that your grandmother pulled out the archives

"Can you believe Principle Skinner called in an all men's lunch force? No more lunch ladies, just JOHNS"
"No cap, that's Dire Dire Dated! Check out Rick and Morty, The Anime!"

by DavidCScotts March 19, 2025

Dating NATO

Not attached to outcome. Dating is not a means to an end but rather a more dynamic process. Not everyone will be "the one." So many people only have this one acceptable outcome in mind and anything short of that is failure -- that's simply untrue.

Start at point A, which is meeting a new person. Maybe that person will get to point C or M but not make it all the way to Z (a long-term relationship). Try to be open to all possibilities of how someone might fit into your life versus backfilling them into some arbitrary end goal. This takes the pressure off of yourself to assess long-term compatibility immediately and recognize small wins.

"OMG I'm so nervous about this date! He seems perfect on paper! I think he's gonna be my husband!" "Make sure= you're dating NATO... the point of the first date is to go on a second... not get married!"

"They were nice but not sure if I feel romance, so I'm gonna cut it off." "No need to yet. If you date NATO, you don't need to pre-determine anything."

by ScruffyLover August 20, 2025

date this Friday

Going out for dinner and stay awake the whole night

Wanna go out for a date this Friday?

by Gbri.rz March 28, 2024

plan-date

When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.

Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!

by sexybeachgoddess101 March 28, 2011