Noodle boi

This person is a simp for anything with noodles, especially mac n' cheese

Aw man my friend is such a Noodle boi, he practically lives off mac n' cheese

by Lorrie ·3· September 8, 2020

two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 10, 2020

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Noodle

Noodle penis

He has a noodle penis

by Happymudafucka September 21, 2020

Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

Boople Noodle

A snake thats so FUCKING cute you just wanna boop its snoot even if you get bit

"Yo Jack look at that little boople noodle!"
"Don't trust it man, i already lost a finger to him."

by Anime Titties Bitch October 15, 2020