Noah

Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe

He’s a Noah no one likes him

by all truths no lies November 08, 2019

Noah

Noah is really odd. But in a good way. He makes everyone laugh until their stomach hurts, and makes some particular people put his mic on his pants while lying on the risers, having a stroke.

Becky: Is that Noah?
Lily: *turns dramatically around* GASP
Noah: *pulls down pink hippie glasses* hey ladies.

by Thatweirdbeckygurl November 06, 2018

Noah

He is the best person you will ever meet

Person A: Did you meet Noah?
Person B: No, ah didn't!
Person A: You're such an idiot.

by exampleofperson'sname March 30, 2022

Noah

Noah is none other than Noah

Noah is Noah

by Random guy8712 October 20, 2022

Noah

Asshole with an alpaca

Noah is a guy who has an awsome alpaca.

by bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 20, 2019

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Noah

A person who’s either really dumb and oblivious to things or rages a lot and boasts about how good he is, even though he’s probably not, a tool

“Yeah that’s Noah, he’s really oblivious. He’s okay, I guess, but just not too bright”

“Oh look at Noah. What a tool.”

by S1ck0M0d3 November 05, 2019