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Bean Machine

A old clapped out pickup truck owned by a mexican. Usually any old outdated Toyota Pickup
Moises drives his bean machine for his gardening business
by chomperz February 12, 2021
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Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.
Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.
by Anonymous359ht February 23, 2021
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War Machine

A Marvel superhero Player by actor Don Cheadle, Don’s character, who is part of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe AKA Marvels most known Platform of entertainment), is James Rhodes, an Air force colonel who is best friends with Tony Stark. When Tony Stark First Became Ironman, Tony was very immature, and after a local Ironman meet and greet, he was drunk that night and didn't take his armored suit off, this endangered many people near him, so Rhodes had to steal one of ironmans old suits, and use it to beat him back to his senses. Since that day, Rhodey has militarized that old suit, made it very useful, and became the War Machine. He later joins the Avengers because of how easily he fights with that armor, he is not as good as Iron Man but still very skilled at using that suit. Whats cool is that it took way quicker for Rhodes to learn how to use his suit than it took for Tony to use the Iron Man suit. Yeah thats War Machine...And if I got things wrong, im sorry lol cuz I aint a comic book weeb, these characters are just mad lit so I had to write this low key. anyways peace!!!!
Need back up ?? Just call War Machine
by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 24, 2021
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Blyat Machine

A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.
by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021
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Yum Yum Machine

Is a word for coffee after you put water through the coffee maker
Person 1: I put water the yum yum machine
Person 2: Oh, cool what is it
Person 1: Caffine
Person 2: oh my gosh my turn!
by _miraculous.girl_ March 25, 2021
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plastic sperm machine

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
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Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
by cdgaf April 1, 2021
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