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luca

a fat and pasty relative of Emma Harris, know predominantly for his balding head (although the hair he does have is infested severely with lice), lack of back definition (he is covered in fat rolls), poor chest genetics, half rep bicep curls and lack of a jawline.

Luca is often mistaken with any of the following: an a4 piece of paper, a hippo, akebono taro, anyone with liver failure, nikocado avocado, albinos and of course the common hedgehog.

common abuser of steroids and children.
wow that is one fat man his name must either be luca or I must be staring at tammy for tlc.
by libbyharriss January 7, 2023
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Lucas

One of the sexiest gigachads to walk this Earth. Any Lucas you meet is simply cracked at absolutely every single game and will still manage to have a bitch count of over 100. He’s charming, sexy and everything a girl needs! He’ll always be financially stable & have great grades at school so money deffo isnt a problem for him. A Lucas will ALWAYS be compatible with a girl thats name starts with A, so PICK THAT LUCKY GIRL WISELY!
Person 1: so, whos your new boyfriend?
Person 2: Lucas!
Person 1: you lucky whore
by CurryMuncher__ January 8, 2023
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Luca Bombardi

A boy that was born in the US even though he is brazilian that really likes girls that are from Chile and that speaks German.
by ghm,<%& January 13, 2023
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Lucas

Yeye mf that’s always up best and down to do anything for 5 bucks….
Anything 😉
Lucas I need you to do something

Lucas: bet for five bucks
by anonymous April 4, 2023
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Lucas is the guy that either bullies everyone or is friends with everyone. He is the person to befriend and chit chat with every hour of the day. He's a bit weird but despise that everyone is free to talk to him
You know Lucas?

Yeah! He's friends with like 700 people because of his friendly face :)
by ka ker April 7, 2023
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Lucas, is a sweet boy. That i love very much, hes loving, caring, and really sweet. HAS a BIG DICK! He always makes you feel good about yourself. Tell you never to worry, buy you anything you want if you are a girl friend. He is really handsome. He is really athletic, and can make you wet!!! If you call yourself ugly he'll be there to get mad at you in a good way for saying that about yourself. Tells you that you're very beautiful and sexy! If you meet a LUCAS DONT LET GO OF HIM! TRUST ME DONT! you'll love him forever, because i do!
Girl 1: Have you seen lucas?
Girl 2: NO, WHY?
Girl 1: Hes sooo fine can pull anyone!
Girl 2: hes coming our way!

Lucas: hi, ladys
Both of the girls: HIIII
Lucas: smiles and walks away
Both girls: hes sooo fine, makes me sooo wet.
by loveeeeeeeeLari April 7, 2023
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Probably named after someone famous like George Lucas. Usually a less common name found around the world. Lucas is usually a funny guy but can be off the perc a little.
Lucas, that was a really funny joke! Can you tell another?
by A1t April 15, 2023
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