Jake Connelly

Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.

Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome”

Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”

by 🐒 August 10, 2021

Jake-d

When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.

Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.

by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022

Jake paul

a person who has no brain cells , hypocritical & no sense because of his brainless head

jakepauler: jake paul ! jake paul: get the fuck off my car jakepauler: *starts crying i love you* jakepaul: *merch merch* MONEYYYYY

by cottoneyedjo September 22, 2018

Jake and Abby

Two people who should be together forever.

Jake and Abby should be together forever.

by iloveyouforrealmydragon February 27, 2019

Jake Paul

A cancerous youtuber who is thirsty for views. ex viner Jake Paul has a brother called Logan is slightly less cancerous than his brother. Jake is so Fake

Jake Paul just uploaded another cancerous video

by giantnamedemms April 21, 2018

jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

by William Searles November 23, 2013