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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.
It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...
by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018
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triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
Triple-second-cousin.
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saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”
i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned
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co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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