do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

getting my wood cut

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 26, 2012

Does a bear shit in the woods?

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

by trwells86 July 15, 2021

if i could i wood

thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner
or a new slogan for viagra

my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and she said i have have viagra right here sweety cakes

by jack/lucas March 3, 2007

Does the Pope shit in the woods.

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.

"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.

by i3ff November 6, 2008

Hit that mothafucka in da woods

The art of hitting a baseball (the mother fucker) over the fence and deep into the metaphorical woods behind the fence. Otherwise known as a home run.

Player1: Damn, he hit that mothafucka in da woods!

Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!

by CR&TH May 3, 2010