bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.

Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝

by Bedboxer March 07, 2018

Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 09, 2009

Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

Bunk Bed

An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another

When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.

by Jake Handlen October 12, 2021

Bunk Bed

Versatile

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.

by troller330 May 24, 2018

Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.

P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!

by ToiletTalk March 13, 2016

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018