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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
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Heart eyes

Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.
Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”

Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”
by Danniella_is_kewl October 10, 2019
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bestfriend heart break

a best friend heart break is when who you thought was ur bestfriend plays with ur mind over and over again until one day your heart just shatters
bestfriend: “i love you and your my bestfriend “. and I’ll just say that to hurt cause I’m lying.
Chloe: thank you for taking my heart and then breaking it. my bestfriend heart break
by ccn553 December 16, 2017
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italian heart attack

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018
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Wild hearts cant be tamed

Mary Suzanna Clark has a wild heart that cant be tamed.

(Wild hearts cant be tamed )
by Tcla9009 April 24, 2018
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heart squencher

When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.
Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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sick heart

1.Sick at heart. Fig. distressed and depressed. (*Typically: be ~; become ~; make someone ~.)

2.Feeling of distress, because of not being able to demonstrate love, not being able to fight for it, unable to draw your swords when is need it, as to encourage your love one to believe in both of you.

3.To fail to show true love. (yes this is possible)

4.Not being able to put up your best fight to get your ex-boyfriend back, even when given the opportunity to do so.

5.Probably someone who is madly in love with you, but for some twisted reason not being able to show it.

6.Someone who decides to love someone who harms them or can potentially harm them badly.

7.Grieving, very disappoint
We were sick at heart when welearned of her predicament.

They couldn't get back together despite their love towards each other, Pair of sick hearts.
She has loved him all her life and she couldn't show it, Oh well, she just has a sick heart.
He has a sick heart trying to love, her. She will screw him over in no time, she is such a sick heart.

She keeps coming back, and it does her so much harm, sick heart is what she is is.

I became sick at heart just looking at all the homeless children. What happened to her? She just had a sick heart looking at the homeless children
Love hero or more likely un-hero….? Sick heart or heart sick? That line where you don’t know who has more courage ' Sick heart!
by ramdom figure October 27, 2017
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