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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Are you generous?

Another way to ask for money for sex
Guy 1: Are you generous?
Guy 2: Yeah I'll give you 20, let's go to the back of my truck
by Undauntice December 22, 2021
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General Mills

A food company founded in 1928, known for cereal brands and snacks like Cookie Crisp, Gushers, and notably Cocoa Puffs
These tasty Gushers from General Mills are great!
by Vorphy_101 March 22, 2024
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Generation 2

Generation 2 is a generation of humans that will be capable of extending the human life beyond the classical length of 80-100 years. The first ones may be Generation X due to Generation Y giving hella Gen Xers an accurate strategy to do it because of being less “active” but still “intelligent” (Gen X may not complete it because they already finished what they expected to finish, and it may take a serious chink of change to get it all done to a level of which keeps the current human alive throughout the next hundreds/thousands of years.
Generation 1: dude, you are the last hope for humanity, take this. *gives plans for allowing humans to live hella longer*
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*

200 years later

Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023
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Blank generation

People who are blank, there's nothing coming in and nothing going out. This is the blank generation, look around you ladies and gentleman, and other, here we are. No commitment, no involvement, that's where it's at.
^ the above is based on brief CBGB's audience members interviews asking what it means
The term was coined by Richard Hell in his song by the same name.
Radio: "It's fascinatin' to observe what the mirror does, but when I dine it's for the wall that I set a place, I belong to the blank generation but I can take it or leave it each time..."
Person: "Man, Richard Hell was wrong, they weren't the blank generation, they still had creativity, originality, and all that- us? nah, we're doomed, WE'RE the blank generation"
by malaise621984 April 2, 2025
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