Half Drink Haynes

When a man named Kyle Haynes only drinks half a beer and then gets a new one

“Look at all these half full cans. Half drink Haynes strikes again.”

by Lindseyswank July 16, 2022

Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 1, 2022

Miracle Drink

This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.

That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 6, 2022

Drink the Soup

When you’re sucking on her meat curtains, and it sounds like you’re slurping on soup.

My boyfriend won’t even drink the soup after I gave him head for an hour!

by xFireycoldx June 12, 2022

Weekday Drinking

The road to depression. Most commonly found in the UK.

Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.

by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022