Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.

P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!

by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

discord dating server

The only place where ugly 60 pedophile old men
flirt with 8 year old girls pretending to be 13

Ugly 60 year old mod: hey baby girl wanna vc

8 year old girl pretending to be 13:sure but give me nitro 😩 basically discord dating server slander

by Womansmasher69 July 2, 2023

dating

dating; when you are training the agility skill in old school runescape on the rooftop agility courses, and you are tick-perfect with a person or multiple people as you all run the agility course together, coincidentally or by fate.

"we're dating! we're dating! we're dating! "
"look at that three stack dating!"

by seaweedgang April 5, 2021

sevens date sevens

The theory that two people should only date if they are equally as attractive on a scale from 1-10.

Chris is a 4 and Kylie is a 8. Sevens date sevens- it'll never work out.

by erroronthepage September 7, 2007

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

stag date

When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag

Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??

by StagDates December 13, 2017