To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.

A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

by Jizz.Farmer May 03, 2019

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock May 16, 2018

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 10, 2024

Back Door Becky

A known woman in the community of downtown Charleston. Most known by the marina. Who in fact likes things in her anal cavities.

“Did you hear back door Becky has a huge collection of butt plugs?”

by Thedeathstar96 July 09, 2023

carried to the door

A person released from prison.

The day will finally arrive when you’re “carried to the door."

by mybeccca October 02, 2024

Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.

"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 22, 2022