Cum Guzzler

A person who consumes large amounts of cum

Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm! (Gulp) Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!

by SlopNChop August 8, 2018

cum accident

when a girl cheats on her boyfriend and the guy screwing her accidentaly cums in her

when i fucked that guy for money a cum accident happend

by dikhed August 13, 2009

Cum Bunny

Refers to a balled up cum filled tissue on the floor or in the trash and is generally stuck in a fashion that gives it two ears and a small body. Originates from masturbating into a tissue and carelessly throwing it away.

“Hey man can you at least try and pick up these CUM BUNNIES?”

“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”

“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”

"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."

by L Clock August 1, 2009

cum tooth

A person who has teeth that are either normal/yellower colors, and has bits of bright white chunks on some parts of his teeth.

2 kids are in a middle of an argument.

Kid #1- "dude your the stupidest kid ive ever seen"
Kid #2- "i guess but you got cum tooth"
Kid #1- "im speechless, why so personal"
Kid #2- "sorry, its the truth though"

by Luke Lay March 17, 2008

cum gurgler

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

by tully July 14, 2004

cum guzzler

someone who consumes vast amounts of semen, one known example being Tom Budd

"man, look at Budd, hes such a cum guzzler, i make this statement due to the vast amount of semen that he is consuming at this current moment, and not simply as a derogatory term"

by Jimmy's Mum May 13, 2005

Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008