Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

crying laughing emoji

Cringy emoji that peasants use to pretend to laugh at something when in reality they are absolument not laughing and are fake as fuck. Extremely cringy.

Wow this thot spammed the "crying laughing emoji" to hide the fact that's she's absolutely fucking lying.

by TruthShots December 29, 2019

Moon Crystals

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.

i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!

by Half Gone Lil' Red June 5, 2005

Jon Cryer

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

crystalgazer

The true form of the perfect women. Smart, Witty, Sexy and open to try new things.

A saw a sweet crystalgazer at the club last night.

by Kittyofdoom151 June 29, 2008

crymenelly

Crymenelly stems from the late 1800's when young children were known as nelly's. Once a child became unruly or disobedient, slang was created to mock the children for crying. This is where the phrase Crymenelly was created.

Oh Crymenelly, Amanda's grandfather is full of shit!

by Danolisnik5053 March 31, 2007

Cryophobia

a fear of extreme cold, ice, snow, frost, blizzards, ect.

Dan: Hey why don't we have the wedding in your home town, Bettles, Alaska?
Jenifer: umm...I would like to but...
Dan: Whats wrong Jen?
Jenifer: well...I have a pretty bad case of Cryophobia..
Dan: oh.. Hawaii then?

by SexiCoon February 13, 2008