Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
by Shadow3031 April 09, 2015
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Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better
George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed
by The Perceived Flame March 14, 2023
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Chinese Spanish Man

A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....
Oh shit its a Chinese Spanish Man lets hit this gay
by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD April 24, 2018
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chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
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Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'
by Cactus? April 28, 2024
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Chinese Takeout

It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her
Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying
by Aboychap August 15, 2018
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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
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