Captain Pants

One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.

AKA: Your little brother

Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"

by Varjack December 1, 2006

Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008

Captain Save A Hoe

means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.

"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.

by Lynnieee October 24, 2008

Captain America

A huge rip off of Captain Falcon in every way. Created by Marvel to mooch off the success of Falcon. Born on the planet Namek.

I wish Captain America wasn't such a bad rip off of Captain Falcon.

by LightningrodC August 22, 2010

Captain Save a ho

Everyone has one of these friends: Guy or girl who "calls dibs" on attractive people they don't know so that you, their friend, can't flirt with that person.

When you walk in to the bar he (the Captain Save a ho) says "I like that girl over there" which essentially means "she's mine, you can't talk to her because I might get the courage to talk to her once I'm drunk" He's "savin the ho."

by Briana Rae May 21, 2008

Captain Kush

When you get some kush (Kind Bud) and grow it in milk that have had captain crunch in it, when all of it flakes off into the milk, and when you smoke the bud, it tastes like Captain Crunch. In other words, best shit ever.

John: Aye.
Josh: Wanna smoke sum captain kush?
John: Hell yeah nigga!
*thirty minutes later*

Both: HOOLLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTTT!!!!

by FutureStoner May 16, 2011

Captain Blazingcakes

AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.

Donnie: Wanna come work out?

Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking.

by Conswertin March 8, 2004