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California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.
by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023
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California celibate

Only receiving cunnilingus/oral esx, no penetration.
"I'm California celibate, no d*ck for me"
by La520 April 5, 2024
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California Sip

Like a California stop where your car continues to slowly roll through the stop sign, but with a drink meant to be just a sip that turns into a bit more.
Person 1: Let me take a sip.
Person 2: it better be a small one, and not a California sip!
by Chaosedge5035 April 10, 2024
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California crop dust

When a stripper puts cocaine in her butthole and farts blowing a cocaine cloud in the air to be consumed.
Why take a butt bump when you can have the best of both worlds with a California crop dust
by Powerbottom69 April 16, 2024
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California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
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California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
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Warner Springs, California

A small rural town in the back country of San Diego. There’s a few areas -census-designated places (aka nicknames for parts of city), Oak Grove, Sunshine Summit, Chihuahua Valley, Los Tules, etc. Oak Grove official sign has underneath a wooden sign stating “97 pleasant people, 2 or 3 grouches. Most of Warner Springs needs that sign updated with number of people living there. There are some older residents having lived in forever that own large property, young families as well & a senior community nestled on it.

It’s far from civilization where nearest necessities exist & obviously all Caucasian community. There’s also tribal reservations and a tiny presence of minorities.

Honestly, it’s not hit or miss, there’s really nothing there, you’ll have to drive far to get supplies, no activities, few wineries & bar restaurants that close early. If you’re finding yourself driving to San Diego or Temecula for your usual fun activities, this is not the place for you. If you love living in the boonies, living a secluded boring life this’ll due.

Some friendly people and some who do t want to be bothered. Most are comfortable with people they’re familiar with and most don’t take kindly to outsiders or folks who are not like them.

I don’t want to live far away from the medical facilities, it’s that far.
Ever heard of Warner Springs, California? Neither have I.
by Cacakicks April 27, 2024
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