all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap

-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...

by artichokegal June 16, 2005

Kicking the can down the road

What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.

The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.

by Egirl Rhyann June 29, 2020

Can I get a uhhhh

High mfs always be saying shit like this.

Cashier: "Hi, what can I get for you?"

You: "Yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhh!!"

by Definer Andy April 29, 2020

Just because I can

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition

Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?

by They Chick Sitting Over There May 23, 2016

two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.

Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008

i can do it better

"i can do it better" is something someone would say before they try to perfect what you were doing but fail miserably

looks like they're really good at that, i bet i can do it better

by i can do it better May 14, 2016