beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series
by SamandAbby October 30, 2021
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White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
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Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!
by Remote Aardvark February 23, 2016
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Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.
by nopenowaynohownever March 04, 2014
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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.
How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.
by brazzzzer May 16, 2017
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Bang Beard

DaYuM, pubes are gettin' a little long. I think it's time to trim up the bang beard.
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ October 14, 2016
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National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
by sg_10 November 03, 2021
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