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Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun
Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath
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benis breath

A deragatory term used usually by young males to incinuate that the one being called this has what is also known as dick breath
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Breathing fire

V.
When a person is extremely angry as if breathing fire.

Similiar: Steaming, fuming
Hide! Mom is breathing fire after she found your stash.
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breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist
i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump
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butter breath

the breath of a man that eats too much butter and that has a mustache. additional points for if he has any facial hair on his chin and the butter dribbles down onto said facial hair
yo, he's got that butter breath.
oh my god i made out with diego the other day and he had that nasty butter breath...
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Breathing

Breathing is a silent sound occurring on & on. Without breathing, you get Numb
Johnny has perfect breathing & Zero breathing issues. He’s entire body state is in healthy condition in oxygen intake.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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