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Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
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potter block

Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.
Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"

Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"
by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008
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Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party
BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP
by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013
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Ass Block

An applicable method of removing an asshole from ones life.
Girl, you need to install Ass Block and get him out of your life!
by Gecko_Gold September 6, 2016
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Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020
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Cop Blocked

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing
by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016
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Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
by JCanada February 15, 2018
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