anal blasting 

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

anal blasting by Jgat115 November 11, 2015

bastarditude

The state or quality of being a bastard.

(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)

From the webcomic Treading Ground.

You have no idea the depths of my bastarditude.

bastarditude by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

bastard ass 

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

bastard ass by Heather Can March 1, 2009

bastarcunt 

A portmanteau of the words bastard and cunt used to exaggerate and enlighten.

A rascal equivalent to cuntyballs in some circumstances.

Sometimes viewed as insulting by proper bastarcunts.

Cor, my cellmate's a bastarcunt, he's done smashed me backdoors in!

My boyfriend's such a bastarcunt.

I'm gonna smack the bastarcunt outta you.

You such a bastarcuntin' schmuck, mum.

bastarcunt by connyboy October 26, 2010

skinny bastard 

A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.

I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!

skinny bastard by R A W October 7, 2007

bastard house 

any place that has its doors open past midnight

After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.

bastard house by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010

Buzz Blasts 

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.

I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast

Buzz Blasts by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009