dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018

anxiety beer

When you show up to a social gathering and feel out of place or uncomfortable, in an axious state. This leads to the chugging of your initial beers until anxiety subsides.

I was so freaked out before you guys showed up to the party, I had 3 anxiety beers.

by Dubsss July 16, 2017

Beer Pong

A game in which dipshits play when they're wasted and think. Generally the person who can handle being drunk best win

Person 1: Did you see them two guys playing Beer Pong

Person 2: yeah they always be acting a fool

by Yoboimax August 13, 2017

Ryan Beer

Ryan Beer has a big dick and like hot woman Ryan Beer fucks all the time and never gets aids

Is that Ryan Beer damn he has a big dick, lets go fuck him!

by Ryguy March 3, 2019

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

by Batrick June 1, 2018

Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all

My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her

by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018