anal hair

Hair around your anus in your butt crack.

"Don't do me doggy style, I'm afraid my butt will spread open and you will see my anal hair."

by Poundtowncity September 21, 2013

going anal

usu.used by straight guys,
during sex when a guy decides to,all of a sudden,have anal sex with the chick.The response from the chick can either be good or very bad.

evan:dude last night i did this chick and i was totally like going anal with her!
random dude:......!?

by basementdweller1 July 20, 2008

anal butter

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.

man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock

by psychopathic ninja May 24, 2008

anal spaghetti

1when your poop comes out in long thin logs.
2when you're all out of anal beads and pasta sauce and you put the cooked pasta up your girls anal and you eat it out her ass with your mouth fingers or utensils.

I ate so much anal spaghetti last night, I was so full and my girlfriend got a burn on the inside of her asshole.

by analmaster April 15, 2009

Anal Sublimation

Where you think you need to pass a solid but on attemtping to do so you break wind. Caused by the turd sublimating due to the release of internal body pressure. Also known as bum trickery.

How was that turd you just did?

Oh, I didn't shit in the end, it was just an episode of anal sublimation. I feel much better now though, thanks for asking.

by john1million November 19, 2013

spread anal

similar to the widely known "Spread Eagle". In this scenario you put her on her stomach. Just don't say this to her while she is doing it. She won't like that.

I walked into the bedroom and she was on her stomach spread anal.

by rwakemanster March 15, 2011

Anal Clacker

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

by Popularone666 November 23, 2010