One of the stupidest sports to play for a school.Everyone thinks by playing football their tough, but their aren't, just stupid.Football takes all the money out of the schools athletic funding, and for what? to see a bunch of sweaty men grab each others nuts, grab a stupid ball, which isnt even shaped like a ball. It takes no brains to play football, actually, it destroys brain cells by the constant head trauma. Oh and no one comes to the games to see the game, they come to the games just like in nascar, to see if some one gets wrecked, or gets killed. Oh and you say all other sports are for pussie, well fuck you ass monkeys, yeah look up the term ass monkeys
American Football scenerio
Bill: Why do we have no tennis balls for the tennis team, soccerballs for the soccer team, or any baseballs for the baseball team.
Rob:Oh well you see, we needed heated cup holders for our charter bus, that way we are ready to go play a game that could possible kill us, and that wont even get us a scholarship
Bill: Why do we have no tennis balls for the tennis team, soccerballs for the soccer team, or any baseballs for the baseball team.
Rob:Oh well you see, we needed heated cup holders for our charter bus, that way we are ready to go play a game that could possible kill us, and that wont even get us a scholarship
by screwfootball April 14, 2011
Get the american footballmug. American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.
by CoolRunningsManBobSled November 17, 2010
Get the American Footballmug. An american boy aged 7-12 playing on Xbox Live, usually characterized by being nooby, naive and whiny.
Due to several thousand such children having almost exactly the same accent and sounding the same, it is thought that they are in fact all the same child with tonnes of accounts...
Due to several thousand such children having almost exactly the same accent and sounding the same, it is thought that they are in fact all the same child with tonnes of accounts...
"Haha, I just pwned the American Kid again"
"Damn that kid should really get a life... or learn how to play"
"Damn that kid should really get a life... or learn how to play"
by RandomComment December 23, 2009
Get the The American Kidmug. by Chazz Greinhold June 20, 2007
Get the The Native Americanmug. by Waradvisor July 10, 2015
Get the African Americanmug. A very derogatory and almost obsolete way to refer to a nigger. This term was most often used in the south during the days of slavery, before the NAACP told us that "nigger" was a friendlier way to refer to these people.
Hey look at all of those african.... oh um i mean niggers on the side of the street trying to steal that guy's car.
(african-american)
(african-american)
by Rosa Parks II February 3, 2010
Get the african-americanmug. a wannabe, an annoyance on the highway, that annoying thing that passed you that sounded like a lawnmower, the thing at the other side of the block that you keep laughing at, the car u saw in the good will parking lot next to the state store, very confused individual.
Wow that guy is trying realy hard to get noticed with his unique custom car that looks just like all the other pathetic American Ricer cars!
by slamedsilver August 17, 2003
Get the American Ricermug.