Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

Kosom Attack

It's used whenever an overrated anime is mentioned called Attack on titan

: Hey have you watched AOT last season last last last part ?

= Kosom Attack

by Yuna Ag November 5, 2023

Sonic attack

Really fast masturbation

I don't have time to masturbate, I will need to do Sonic attack

by Fenri February 20, 2020

Dick Attack

A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".

Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"

by Andypande September 8, 2021

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.

Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.

by G4pesce September 18, 2022

Hippie Heart Attack

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!

Person1:What did you take?…

Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!

by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022