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alysha

the prettiest girl in the entire world. admirably straight forward and smart, and a way with words that could make anyone’s day 1000 times better. the cutest personality and the cutest glasses. i love her with my whole heart and i talk to her for hours.
person 1: “who’s that?”
finn: “that’s my wife alysha ◡̈”
by alastorshusband August 16, 2025
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Alissa

The most perfect, beautiful, stunning girl ever imaginable.
I found my own Alissa
by Geraldo Polski August 21, 2025
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Alissa

A very large women who squirts pepper palace sauce out of her ass. Alissa is one who never walks only uses a scooter, but most likely breaks it because of her large size. If you ever encounter a large Alissa, you might want to run because she will eat or sit on you, resulting in death immediately.
Woah did you see that big bitch, yeah that’s Alissa.
by Tanya & Craig April 1, 2025
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Alissa

“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth
What’s that”
by Old Broom April 1, 2025
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Abyssal Void Hypothesis

The ultimate cosmic shrug: the theory that everything—all matter, energy, laws of physics, and your crippling existential dread—sprang from and will eventually collapse back into a fundamental, primordial nothingness. This isn't just empty space; it's the active, generative Void, the blank canvas before the paint, the silence before the note. It's the source code of reality where logic and causality themselves are just temporary applications. The hypothesis suggests our universe is a temporary fluctuation, a brief pattern of something interesting happening in an eternal, indifferent Abyss that doesn't care we're here and will inevitably forget we ever were.
Example: "My therapist asked about my nihilism. I explained the Abyssal Void Hypothesis: 'The universe is a campfire in an infinite, cold desert. The flames—stars, life, love—are beautiful, but they're just a temporary arrangement of wood borrowed from the desert. The fire will die, the wood will return to sand, and the desert, which was always there, won't even notice the warmth is gone.' She billed me for the hour but wrote 'existential' in her notes."
by Dumu The Void February 1, 2026
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Alysa Liu

The beautiful alt figure skating queen that won all of our hearts by being amazing at figure skating and having so much aura.
Person 1: “Hey did you see Alysa Liu’s last routine”

Person 2: “Yeah she did it to Stateside it was awesome
by Billie_Eilish_fangirl February 23, 2026
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Allyssa

Allyssa is a short sexy woman. With a tolerable attitude. Does dabble in the drama but does have a “phat” ass Aka (booty) some would say slim thick by definition. A humble being, but the head is iffy but the booty do jiggle.
by HonestTruth10169 May 16, 2025
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