wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

Wet Walter

A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.

Man: Here comes the payload… WET WALTER!

by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022

Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.

Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase

by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018

wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii December 31, 2015

wet as psy

a way you can say wap on roblox with or without safechat

oh god! someone in royale high said wet as psy in the chat!

by Printerus January 08, 2021

wet Benjy

A prison lesbian (who more or less happens to be wet).

My friend is a wet Benjy.

by leavemealonebenjy October 31, 2011

wet sandwich

someone who is being a jerk or lame and can ruin the mood

Steve is a wet sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022