National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
Get the National Short People Appreciation Daymug. by so_uless October 22, 2020
Get the national hug short people daymug. On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022
Get the National drag a broken short person daymug. Being Homeschooled
by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008
Get the Ride the short bus both waysmug. Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022
Get the National Slap Your Short Friend Daymug. by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020
Get the National abuse a short person daymug. A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.
by gammarock November 1, 2010
Get the Digging His Shorts Out of His Assmug.