Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011

Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze

Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn

by The answer is always Pork Roll May 25, 2023

party jew

A Jew that parties.

That party Jew smells.

by Thenightshade July 24, 2016

Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.

Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal

by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.

Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.

by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019

Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

by Your friendly flight crew January 19, 2010