Bongo cat

A internet meme of a cat.

"The only song writer m&m will not make fun of, is the MOST Fucking awesome song writer, Bongo cat

by (づ☯ᴥ☯)づ December 10, 2018

brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

reverse cat

A type of landing for a jump that goes horribly wrong.

Kimmo fell from the chair and landed as a reverse cat with his feet up in the air.

by Lerssoni March 24, 2020

smurf cat

A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"

Some random TikTok: we live, we love, we lie
Person: oh, it must be that smurf cat meme again

by lex !! November 5, 2023

Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014